I'll kill this bird!

I went shopping with daddy tonight and he bought me the best toy ever. I know I've praised a few toys here on my blog but this is seriously the ULTIMATE! It's a flying bird with a hidden sling shot. Daddy flings it and it makes noises like a rooster. I can't put it down. I've been gnawing on it all night. I even bark when daddy tries to take it away. This bird is mine! How long until I destroy it?? Any guesses?